Jordan Maxwell Explains

Yes! And if you get El-ected, you might end riding on an El-ephant. You'll be so high that other people will look like El-fs to you. And you'll end up eating El-k meat and El-derberries to satisfy your hunger. It would be El-ectric. When you died, they would give you an El-egy for all the El-ixirs you made after you El-oped with a girl with a broken El-bow.

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